There's a new craze sweeping Foghorn Elementary: A trading card game called Butt Blast, and the player with the stinkiest deck wins!
But when everyone's most precious cards start vanishing from under their noses, it doesn't take a master detective wannabe like Billy to realize there's a thief on the prowl.
And a mystery to solve!
hmt5u is the independent imprint and sometimes online handle of Nicholas Bleak, generally irksome lad and author of “The Ghost”, and “Billy vs. The Butt Blast Bandit”. He infrequently writes short stories and serialized fiction, both of which you can find here on this site. Asides writing he spends all his time working, which is the curse of our generation, but at least these days you can do it from home. It turns out time is short no matter where you want to spend it. If you want to send him a message, please use the contact form at the bottom of the page.